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  Murder on the Orient Express 2017

  ★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Poirot was Cumberbatch's Sherlock: Magic replaces logic for deductions, and the solution requires information the audience could not possibly have.

  Very weak direction. Filmmakers tried to use Wes Anderson shots but could not commit. CGI looked awful. Some choices were so odd they completely took me out of the movie. Particularly memorable was a long take at the beginning that panned to follow characters walking down the train. This was shot *from outside,* meaning half the time the characters were…

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  The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear 1991

  ★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  I hope nothing bad ever happens involving my favorite actor, OJ "The Juice" Simpson

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  Groundhog Day 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

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  Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life 2005

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  Green Day or Switchfoot?

  Eh, too busy looking at pictures of Monica.

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