Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I’d only wish Dennis Quaid’s character got squirted with an extra 30 gallons of blood and thwacked in the head by a booby nodule travelling at 80mph

  But yeah, great film, loved it!

  And now that I’m a proud own of a MUBI subscription, y’all aren’t ready for the onslaught of pretension coming your way (me, to my 7 or so followers)

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  28 Days Later 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Sorry but the film loses half a star for that one shot of a flower field with an embossed effect put over it in post, Danny it made my stomach turn

Popular reviews

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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Gizmo is so goddam punchable

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  a wintery mash-up of good will hunting and dead poets society (two films I’ve not seen in about 10 years, so maybe a horrible comparison) excellent!

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