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Favorite films

  • A Knight's Tale
  • Big Fish
  • Aftersun
  • Howl's Moving Castle

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  • The Fall

    ★★★★

  • Queer

  • The Fabelmans

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    I’d only wish Dennis Quaid’s character got squirted with an extra 30 gallons of blood and thwacked in the head by a booby nodule travelling at 80mph

    But yeah, great film, loved it!

    And now that I’m a proud own of a MUBI subscription, y’all aren’t ready for the onslaught of pretension coming your way (me, to my 7 or so followers)

  • 28 Days Later

    28 Days Later

    ★★★½

    Sorry but the film loses half a star for that one shot of a flower field with an embossed effect put over it in post, Danny it made my stomach turn

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  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★

    Gizmo is so goddam punchable

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★

    a wintery mash-up of good will hunting and dead poets society (two films I’ve not seen in about 10 years, so maybe a horrible comparison) excellent!

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