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The Net 1995
🟢 Blanket green dot for being unintentionally comically bad.
🟡 This movie aged horribly. The suspense wasn’t there, the computer hacking made zero sense, and “GIVE US THE DISC!” May have been threatening in 95, but wow was this whole film so outdated. The Pacifier with Vin Diesel at least gave the hacking program DISC a name!
🔴 I watched this movie over the course of 3 different viewings because I could not muster enough interest to stick with it for longer than 20 minutes. This rating is honestly probably very incomplete because I missed so much of the movie doing other things.
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Eternals 2021
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🟢 I honestly didn’t hate the overarching storyline and I was glad to see Marvel actually “kill off” heros, even if it wasn’t ones we were attached to. It makes for good storytelling! I wasn’t a huge hater of this movie when it first came out, but the longer time goes one with it not being referenced at all, the less I like it.
🟡 All of the love triangles were super unnecessary. Also, this is a full team of…
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Barbie 2023
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🟢 I love how Barbie and Ken move. The actual toy aspects were really cool and everyone’s reaction to Midge was pretty funny!
🟡 I laughed more out of awkwardness than at the actual comedy. The beginning was so odd with the porcelain baby heads shattering… I was just not expecting moments like that, and they caught me so off guard. Which I guess is a good thing and still a genuine laugh reaction, but I don’t think the kind…
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Inside Out 2 2024
🟢 This franchise does such a good job of portraying emotions and their effects on people. It’s funny, it’s cute, it’s heartwarming and it’s educational! A lot of thought went into the story (no pun intended) and while it was not as good as the first one, it was still a solid Pixar film!
🟡 The vault scene seemed more forced than it should have and lasted longer than it should have. Bloody and Pouchy were funny for about 10…
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