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  Big 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  If this was released in 2025, it would be titled Autism

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  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  By far the most unrealistic aspect of this movie is that the Knicks and Kings would play in the NBA Finals

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Knew this was going to be bad going in and it surpassed my worst fears. I’ve been watching every movie nominated for best picture for a decade now, and this is by far the worst of them. 

  All of Emilia Perez’s 13! Oscar nominations bother me, but maybe none more than adapted screenplay. This movie has maybe 35 minutes of material, and everything after Emilia transitions is an unmitigated mess. Emilia is expected to be forgiven from her past brutalities…

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  Crash 2004

  ★★ Rewatched 03 Feb 2025

  Genuinely thought this was one of the best movies ever made when I first watched this at 15, but then again if you asked me then what my favorite tv show was I would’ve said Blue Mountain State or The League and thought I would one day marry Kate Upton, so what the fuck do 15 year olds know! This movie STINKS.

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