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  Bright 2017

  ★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Why was the orc wearing a durag he’s bald

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Me, gripping my rosary: deepfake Bilbo Baggins cannot hurt me deepfake Bilbo Baggins cannot hurt me deepfake Bilbo Baggins cannot

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2024 1

  would you still love me if I was The Thing

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  The Bodyguard 1992

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Minus half a star for trying to convince me that shooting Reagan is a bad thing

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