rubensparks

rubensparks

Favorite films

  • Sister Act
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • HOMECOMING: A film by Beyoncé
  • Cinderella

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  • Parthenope

    ½

  • The Help

    ★★

  • Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★

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  • Parthenope

    Parthenope

    ½

    laughable. i was thoroughly enjoying myself because of how goofy it all was. the acting is simply not there for anyone. sexual assault scene and son scene what the fuck was that. incest? but suicidal. gary oldman you have a portfolio what are you doing here. hilarious. but really not

  • The Help

    The Help

    ★★

    i do not remember half of this movie. what do you mean white jesus on the wall? hey pitch perfect. root tea to make you ungay is hilarious. i love cicely tyson rest in peace. this stereotypical mess is what they show you in school in france to talk about segregation. the script is not all that good. emma ally stone. performances are very good and that’s where the stars go. some parts are nice-ish but altogether nothing too great. too long the pace is not all that great white saviorism and racist stereotypes.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    i’m being SO hateful because i have to. it looks very pretty at times, that’s half a star, the other half star goes to emma corrin and nicholas hoult attempting to do something with the horrendous script we had to listen to. first of all it looks incredibly goofy which is why the aesthetic doesn’t even work like it looks pretty and then the editing or script (usually both) vomit on whatever pretty snow shot we just witnessed. the acting…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

    a really good movie. had no idea it was that jewish. kieran culkin is great here. hated the feet thing. hava nagila made me very happy. some one liners here are incredible.

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