James Wan snapped. He put Saw, Dead Silence, Insidious and the Conjuring in a blender and filtered it through giallo to make the most bonkers slasher.

Why does this documentary treat homophobia/transphobia and white supremacy so lightly? 

Brandon’s lawyers have to be closet white supremacists, right? Right.

I was begrudgingly withholding on half a star because they killed him but I’ll relent because it’s great.

John Leguizamo: Why are you punishing her?

Chef: What college did you go to?

Assistant: Brown. 

Chef: Student loans? No? You’re dying. 

Contender for joke of the year.

Oof/Rough

This movie rocks. 

(Come back to my review after you’ve seen it for a laugh 😉 )

This movie has the same ending as The Rise of Skywalker. It works better in this one.

Same.

I kept waiting for Ian McShane to show up and tell her she was excommunicado but he never did.

Love the fact this begins with a Bond Gun Barrel intro except with Jason and a machete. That’s cinema.

May bump up this rating… there’s a moment in the last five minutes that is going to give me nightmares tonight.

The remake is better. Not sorry.