It's hard to be a Nosferatu nowadays.
Nicolas Cage displays his near-clairvoyant ability to detect a failing movie and rescue it in style. "Vampire's Kiss" is a poorly written and oddly edited erotic horror with a mental illness subtext that has been made timeless through its thoroughly devoured scenery. Every line in this script deserves Cage's weird Transylvanian dialect. Peter Loew is an odd, impersonable impression of a man in a business suit who becomes magnetic when embodied by Cage.…