Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crimson Peak 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2016

  The Sharpe family have a bit of hillbilly in their bloodline.

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ★ Watched 09 Jan 2016

  Sucked so much that I doesn't even deserve anything witty making fun of it... Fantastic Fart

Popular reviews

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  What to Expect When You're Expecting 2012

  ★ Watched 08 Nov 2013

  The film itself is birth control.

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  The Hunger Games 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2012 4

  Nowhere near close to being as good as the hype makes it out to be, but I might think that because I'm not 16 and don't have a vagina.