Joe Hardman

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Don't try to find logic in my ratings, I don't understand them either.

Cinema visiter , physical media collector

Favorite films

  • Django Unchained
  • Jennifer's Body
  • The Warriors
  • Shaft

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  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★½

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★½

  • The Bourne Legacy

    ★★½

  • The Accountant

    ★★

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  • Ne Zha 2

    Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★★

    This is a masterpiece of both action and animated cinema, every 20 minute something would happen that had me saying "Holy shit"

    The first one is available on YouTube for free, I recommend you watch it right away then go see this in cinema well you have the chance.

  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★★

    Decided to see this after seeing the trailer and thinking it looked fun.

    It was much funnier then I thought it would be, I was laughing out loud at alot of the jokes and sight gags, at times I couldn't help but compare it to "The Naked Gun" series.

    If you have kids or just like nice clean fun, this is a big recommendation.

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★½

    It was a great premise but disappointing execution.


    Takes way too long for all the interesting stuff to start happening.

  • The Bourne Legacy

    The Bourne Legacy

    ★★½

    I've heard this call "Adjacent Bourne," and I think that describes this perfectly.

    It hits all the beats of the previous films but just isn't as good and has none of the charms.

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    It's a prime example of a pretty weak story elevated by great leads.

    I can relate because I too would risk my life for Amber Midthunder.

    I'm not gay but when I saw tattoos and leather jacket Jack Quaid, I did think, "Maybe?" 🤔

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    This might not be my favorite Godzilla movie ( it's still pretty high though) but this might be the best Godzilla movie ever made.

    It perfectly combines the drama and terror of the first movie with the action and large-scale destruction of some of the later movies, Godzilla is also purely the villain I can't imagine this one becoming and hero and fighting other monsters.

    I also don't watch a lot of modern Japanese live action movies, so I don't…