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It 2017
Look, this is very confusing.
Now I am not a computer kinda gal, I don't get the heebie jeebiez that lurk in the files. So I thought, maybe the IT documentary would help me and my husband fix his computer so we could play solitaire.
This is not an IT documentary, and if you were looking for one, I'd suggest Soundcloud or Udemy as a place to look for one as I am sure a kid called Yo-Yo Yo$eph would…
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017
I thought Valerian was an infection that I caught off a woman I slept with when I was in a bad place mentally and compromised on my standards to satisfy an eternal urge to see my semen streaming from a still damp butthole.
The story goes that a few hours after the encounter I got an itch on my knob, which upon aggravation progressed to a checkering of puss-filled welts adorning my manhood and taint.
Still hasn't gone away, 9…
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La La Land 2016
I went into this excited. Which was a real mistake for me.
As a child I grew up watching Teletubbies. And la la was my idol. He let me express my gender fluidity and feminism, not to mention my affection for masturbation through Vacuum cleaners.
I started watching it, expecting a land of my idol. A utopia of sorts. I was conned into a mediocre musical. Don't get me wrong Emma's amazing, Ryan isn't bad too. But where was my…Translated from by -
