Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Apr 2022

  Why would you make a movie set in a time before trains exist? This movie sucks.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2022

  In this movie, Batman lives in a train station and hides in the shadows. He is just like me.
  Never have I ever related so much to a movie character.

Popular reviews

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2022

  Batman lives in the big city, yet never rides the train. I. Hate. Him. Great movie though.
  The Joker is just like me. He is the antithesis of Society. As a Lifelong Thomas Fan, I’ve grown accustomed to being kept down by society. This movie was the first movie to depict Society in the way I see it everyday.

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  Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure: The Movie 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2022

  Few movies are worthy of being considered masterpieces. Among these few are films like The Dark Knight, Citizen Kane, and Pokémon: Detective Pikachu. All of these films, are blown out of the water by this one.
  Andrew Brenner, a veteran writer for Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, pulls out all the stops for this movie. It’s filled to the brim with references to the franchise’s history yet never feels too much like fanservice. This film, nay Kino, delves deep into…