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A great film is like a great wine: I might not actually like it that much but I’ll definitely pretend I do to impress my friends.

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Moulin Rouge! 2001

★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

The original “Wait, is this fucking play about us?”
Captain America: Brave New World 2025

★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

The first 1/4 of this movie is written for people who didn’t watch the related MCU movies/shows and the other 3/4 is just written for people who’ve never watched a movie in their life.
For an hour it feels like this is basically a retread of Winter Soldier, but the second hour really turns it around by becoming an almost incoherent CGI slopfest.
Disney, PLEASE leave Harrison Ford alone.

Skinamarink 2022

½ Watched 30 Jan 2023

Scariest part was the realization that I was using my precious time on God’s Green Earth attempting to sit through this.
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

★★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2019

I wasn’t completely sure how to rate this movie so I just gave it .1 star for every pair of feet that was given too much focus.