Hey kids watch these characters almost die so you feel bad and purchase them. This isn’t a movie it’s a guilt trip toy commercial, and Pixar should be ashamed. Also it’s 2010 and Andy has no Bionicles, no Lego Star Wars, no autobots, nothing cool just dork ass buzz lightyear who doesn’t even transform into a spaceship. No missile launchers or sword. It lights up a laser and says his name what the fuck ever dude I can do that.
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Toy Story 2 1999
Oh wait this is the one that should’ve had Beast Wars. If I were Andy I sell all my toys, go to Al’s toy barn, and come back with Optimus Primal and Megatron
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Megalopolis 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie has a lot of scenes where things happen and by the next scene it’s resolved. Things are brought up with no plot relevance at random. Characters do random body movements and will speak in multiple accents because it’s funny. The metaphors lack any subtleties (if you know what I mean). A character dies by being squashed by a pillar and it’s also a random cutaway joke that’s never brought up again.
Cesar has the ability to stop time…
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
Chris Hemsworth takes over Gastown and everyone starts fighting each other and I couldn’t stop laughing. I cried because movies are alive.
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