Ryan

Ryan

Y’all are overreacting about the Star Wars sequels…

Favorite films

  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • The Truman Show
  • The Whale

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  • The Family Man

    ★★★★

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • The Whale

    ★★★★★

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    “Mama always said life is like a box of Morbius; you never know what you’re gonna get”

    I have spent many a sleepless night trying to conjure up the words to describe this film. After much meditation, the one sound I can utter in reference to this masterpiece is “transformative.” After seeing the first trailer for this film, I could only muster one mere syllable: “ehhhh…” I knew in that moment that I had caught the #MorbiusFever sweeping the nation.…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    For the original format of this review, check out my original article

    “The Batman” presents audiences with a much younger and more aggressive Batman than we’ve seen in film before, and it works exceptionally well. If you liked the more real-world plot of “The Dark Knight” films, you’re going to absolutely love this. Just about everything in this film feels grounded. The technology isn’t outlandish, and the fight scenes have a very realistic weight to them. Unlike your typical superhero…

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