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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2023

  FUCKING brilliant... no wonder Ari Aster won't shut the hell up about it. Helen Mirren was, is, and will always be brilliant and beautiful--I think this is my new favorite performance from her. Just, I'm literally almost speechless by how much I adored this movie on my first watch.

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  The Flash 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jun 2023

  THE FLASH (2023) REVIEW: 
  3.5/5 Stars

  If you avoided all the tabloid buzz surrounding Ezra Miller, the star of The Flash, you might find some fleeting moments of joy in this Scarlet Speedster's inaugural leap onto the big screen. However, if you, like me, find them a somewhat grating performer, then brace yourself for some unfortunate news: The Flash brings you double the dose of the troubled star for almost the entire two-and-a-half-hour runtime. 

  DC hasn't exactly been riding a…

Popular reviews

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  The Forgotten Colours of Dreams 2018

  ★★★★★ Added

  A beautiful piece of art created by a fascinating and talented filmmaker. Highly recommend.

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2022

  Terrible The Texas Chainsaw Massacre installment but a decent slasher. The folks in charge of bringing a new installment to the big screen don’t understand what makes a good TTCM film… interesting kills, sure… brooding & serious leather face? Not so much. And it forgets the most interesting aspect of all past entries (good or bad) THE FAMILY. A Texas Chainsaw Massacre without the family is like a Halloween without Michael’s white shape mask or his arms! It just doesn’t work.