Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Riff Raff 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Crime is a family affair 

  Ed Harris rules, Gabrielle Union doesn’t age, and Jennifer Coolidge is a national treasure. 

  3 baked ziti’s/5

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  EVERYONE FUCKING DIES

  Osgood Perkins is back with a hilarious, blood drenched horror comedy for the ages. The monkey never gets away from doing what it sets out to do, making you laugh at people dying in the absolute worst way possible. 

  4.5 monkey grins/5

Popular reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  Roses are red

  Director Josh Ruben has given us our first slasher of 2025 and it’s definitely worth taking your valentine to. 
  Heart Eyes is exactly the Valentine’s Day slasher we’ve been yearning for. With a tight runtime and great script it gives you everything you need to have for a killer time. It does a fantastic job of balancing comedy, kills, and typical, sometimes cheesy romantic tropes. As with most slashers please see this on the big screen in a packed house !!! 

  4 sex toys/5

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  HARDER

  
  Strange Darling is one of those movies that makes you look to the person you’re watching it with and whisper to the them “what the fuck”. Writer/director J.T. Mollner has given us one of the most creative suspense thrillers of all time. Kyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald’s chemistry is through the roof. Gallner is quietly cementing himself as a horror staple, with Fitzgerald giving one of the best performances of 2024. If you can catch this on the big screen I highly suggest you do so, go into it without knowing anything. 

  35 mm Forever 

  4.5/5 hippie breakfasts

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