Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saving Private Ryan 1998

  Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Certified Dad-movie classic.

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  Saltburn 2023

  Rewatched 28 Jan 2025

  A lot of the class discourse surrounding this film goes way over my fucking head so I'll say this: what an absolutely gorgeous film, give Linus Sandgren his flowers.

Popular reviews

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  How I Won the War 1967

  Watched 14 Aug 2022

  Loses points for making me attracted to John Lennon, fucking embarrassing.

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  Watched 07 Jul 2022

  Just saw Thor 4: More Thor at 4:44pm on the 4th day of the week. It's fucking shite. The whole experience washed over me like a bad illness. I despise Taika Waititi's directing and sense of humour and I blame everyone who enabled him with Ragnarok for whatever the fuck this is. 

  All the attempted emotional beats in the film completely fall flat because they have little-to-no setup and are immediately followed by shit jokes. I like that Marvel are giving directors more…