Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Logan Lucky 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  came for sebastian stan, stayed for southern adam driver

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  I AM USUALLY NOT ONE FOR A HEIST MOVIE.

  but this was one of the funniest movies that i have ever seen. its cute, its NOT PREDICTABLE!! and again, its funny as hell. 

  the cast? stacked as hell i could name pretty much every actor (and they’re all good ones!!) seth mcfarlane playing a british guy in the worst wig known to man?? jack quaid playing a man named fish with the intelligence of a fish?? ADAM DRIVER PLAYING A SOUTHERN MAN??

  i love this movie its so enjoyable oh my god.

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  Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  stockholm syndrome the movie! forced proximity the musical!!

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  straight gas oh my god. i forgot about this movies game. 

  “bring back painted sets” i scream as i am being dragged into my cell. BRING THEM BACK. bring back transatlantic accents. bring back dancers being cast in movie musicals. bring back the GOLDEN AGE IF HOLLYWOOD. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK.

Popular reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  if i had a nickel for every time i watched a movie where a man who is scared of murder ends up being okay with it at the end of the movie because he’s whipped af for a girl, i would have two nickels.

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  okay, good movie, more entertaining than i thought. i could have watched a compilation of hitman gary for hours. but the romance was, eh? she did not get angry enough that he was lying to her?? 

  is the moral to yassify yourself until you end up ass yassifications final boss?

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  does joaquin torres do weddings? like, as the groom?

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  okay. gas. i fear. it was so enjoyable EXCEPT i do think it was slow to start. for a while there i did not know what was going on, but thats okay!!! because we got there!!

  i wasnt really a fan of how obvious the reshoots were at the ending but the whole almost-hulk-out scene with the dutch angles was so suspenseful it was AMAZING. DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE CIVIL WAR PARALLEL IN THE RAFT!!! COOLEST SHIT EVER SOOOOORRYYYYYYY. 

  sam wilson im so sorry but i wasnt aware of your game