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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
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A brilliant adaptation of Sonic Adventure 2.
Sonic drops the same line he did at the start of SA2, Shadow hops on a motorbike and grabs a gun, then cranks an Akira slide.
At least 1 snapcube reference, Live and Learn, and the Sonic x Shadow pose.
Generally a good kids film as well, really well done.
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Nosferatu 2024
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First time watching a porno in a cinema with like 100 people - pretty bizarre.
Willem took the role of Dafriend in this one and it was rather splendiferous.
Nosferatu looked like Jim Carrey's Eggman. This is neither a good nor bad thing.
Only thing to pick on was when Thomas was informed that he was currently being cucked by an abominable creature from hell, he simply reacted with the same level of emotion one would feel when informed their fly was down.
Overall, nice.
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2009
Rudy is one of the sickest villains of all time. Actually top ten I'm not even joking. Haunts the narrative. Sauron in dinosaur form.
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