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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  so boring I can’t even think of anything to say about it

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  1. I thought this was a drama
  2. I thought there was a threesome with two robert pattinsons 
  3. It was far funnier than I thought it would be

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  boring snoozefest no monster cock

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  Bonnie and Clyde 1967

  ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025 1

  Maybe if Max wasn’t talking the whole time

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