Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  kind of maybe one of the best movies ever made?

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  really really fun and very enjoyable!

Popular reviews

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  Arctic Apocalypse 2019

  ★ Watched 16 Aug 2020

  god what a movie. some highlights of this film include:

  1. the opening scene: stock footage of a glacier melting somehow triggers the next global ice age
  2. the survivors eating sliced pineapple and sharing a can of pineapple juice 
  3. “this isn’t a wolfs natural habitat. the migration patterns must be changing” 
  4. the random squadron of fighter pilots that accomplish nothing the entire film
  5. these people are wandering the frozen tundra in jeans and a jacket and…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.