Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Guilty 2021

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  What about the dude with a broken knee tho

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  - I NEED A CREEPER PLUSHIE ASAP
  - Mickey nutjob 18 was so hot (fr) but I just love Mickey goofy silly cowardly 17 more
  - Mark Ruffalo and Toni Colette did such a good job cause every time they came up to the screen my blood boiled
  - Boong Jon-Ho our class consciousness, anti-capitalism king 👑👑👑
  - Robert Pattinson was so much more romantic here than when he was in Twilight 🫣

Popular reviews

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  - I thank Alexander Dumas for creating Le Comte de Monte Cristo like I thank god for creating such beauty like Anamaria Vartolomei
  - Nothing can turn me on except a man disguising himself in a full black to seek a cold revenge
  - I'm so fucking down for Edmond Dantes Comte de Monte Cristo cause holy fuck he's so hot doing all the God's work... Like... I'M ON MY KNEES MONSIEUR
  - FOR WHAT ANDRE?!?!?! FOR WHAT?!???
  - Doomed…

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  The Other Boleyn Girl 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Jaw dropped when Andrew Garfield's name is in the credit cause where the fuck was he

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