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top 100

100 films Edit

top 100 (ranked version)  (Ryan’s version) (from the vault).

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Piano Teacher
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • A Star Is Born
  • All About Eve

best performance by an actress in a leading role that feels like an oscar-winning performance by an actress in a leading role, but somehow isn’t

16 films Edit

this should be a category at the oscars.

  • The Breakfast Club
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Frances Ha
  • Tiny Furniture
  • Opening Night

films I think taylor swift would choose if she was ever invited into the criterion closet and she had good taste

15 films Edit

both are unlikely.

  • The Little Mermaid
  • The Lion King
  • Hercules
  • Aladdin
  • Sleeping Beauty

Disney Classics Ranked

18 films Edit

would also sell my soul for good dick.

  • The Tree of Life
  • Rear Window
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Yi Yi
  • Blade Runner

films considered masterpieces that I don’t really get the hype about

12 films Edit

don’t yell at me.

  • While You Were Sleeping
  • The Proposal

Sandra Bullock playing a woman with dead parents and no siblings who pretends to be engaged to an incredibly attractive man, grows attached to his somewhat unrealistically wholesome family, and then ends up running out on their illegitimate wedding

2 films Edit

when will this happen to me.

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Django Unchained

Tarantino Ranked

10 films Edit

quendela tarantina.

  • The Avengers
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • Black Panther
  • Avengers: Endgame

MCU Ranked

32 films Edit

steve rogers is a virgin.

  • Ratatouille
  • Toy Story 2
  • The Incredibles
  • Monsters, Inc.
  • Finding Nemo

Pixar Ranked

21 films Edit

first of all, I’m a rat.

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter Ranked

8 films Edit

I solemnly swear that I hate JK Rowling.

  • Twilight
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Twilight Ranked

5 films Edit

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

  • Phantom Thread
  • Boogie Nights
  • Magnolia
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Punch-Drunk Love

PTA Ranked

9 films Edit

Haim brought me here.