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Recent reviews

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  I like the scene where Jessica Alba has to strip down naked and turn invisible to get past a blockade, and then the others get past 2 seconds later with no explanation

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  Paprika 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  wait what

Popular reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2023 4

  I couldn't decide what joke was funnier so here's a compilation:

  This is me when I find a girl that listens to Babytron

  Why do they dress like JFK still alive?

  Yo this IKEA ad cute as hell

  That Han Solo winking edit was so out of place it felt like some shit you'd see in a 2012 youtuber's review of Sonic 06

  Man this dude loves buildings so much, I know 9/11 must've been his personal 9/11

  In 2023,…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2024 2

  - The visuals are so creative and weird: the surreal sets, painterly skies and lens distortion are all so incredible
  - Mark Ruffalo's character is hilariously pathetic. Him falling in love with, getting his heart broken by, and then beefing with a literal child is insane and he plays it so well
  - I really love the detail of Bella learning to cover her earlobes after initially letting the woman bite her. It's a great representation of her loss of innocence and her understanding that the world is crueler than she thought

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