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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’m lighting ritual candles right now, hoping and wishing that this recession brings back the art of the Shakespeare retelling RomCom

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Russian Crowe pulled me out of this from the moment he first spoke. 1 singular solitary point for Aaron Taylor Johnson being so mind numbingly sexy

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  If I worked in the service industry all my life, I’d go out like this too. I get him.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Self-fellatting Josef Fritzl Reddit incel black-pilled looking bullshit. 10/10 for Sophie Thatcher, magic underwear, and chekhov’s plank

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