steph

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slightly sad + super silly!!!

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Dead Poets Society
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Virgin Suicides

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    ★★★

  • The Godfather

    ★★★★½

  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    ★★★★½

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★½

    “My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” 

    my nonno’s favourite movie so I think I’d become the fredo of the family if I didn’t rate this highly but it deserves it

  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    ★★★★½

    “What’s that?” 

    “It’s a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.” 

    “No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!”

    “You want a pint, you go to the pub.” 

    “I thought this was a pub!” 

    “It’s a Samoan pub.” 

    what a fabulous little movie! a microcosm of south london if you will. witty, well-paced, and features a brilliant jigsaw-tarantino-style storyline. excited to watch snatch in the future, I don’t even mind if it’s basically the same plot because this was bloody lovely!

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  • Troy

    Troy

    ★★★★★

    homophobic and overly inaccurate

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    noooo don’t be a confederate soldier ur so sexy haha

    atp I vote polyamorous relationship with the three of them… the world would heal if jacob and edward just got together.