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Phantom Thread 2017
“Chic? Oh don’t you start using that filthy little word. Chic! Whoever invented it ought to be sparked in public! I don’t even know what that word means! What is that word?! Fucking chic. They should be hung, drawn and quartered. Fucking chic.”
It’s my favorite PTA and therefore it is his best
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Vampire Academy 2014
This rules. Everyone is great, takes this perfectly seriously and even randos get lines like “They say he’s a god…. Well I’m an atheist. With a big gun.”
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Certified Copy 2010
Rejuvenating and cheeky and wise and sexy. I read a review that called this “perversely ambiguous,” yes. Exactly. Might be one of my favorites of all time.
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Reservoir Dogs 1992
It’s giving Amsterdam The F$%&@!? Bunny (I know for a fact that the shot of Pink firing at the cops behind a car was like 80% of the inspiration for my friends making this)
Reservoir Dogs was not as influential for me as it clearly was others but it’s a joy to revisit after fifteen years or so. It’s cute! I’m like oh the beginnings of some of my favorite films are here. Definitely not in my top three Tarantino but…Translated from by