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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  No notes. I fear I am like her in a lot of ways (minus the murderous tendencies…sometimes)

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Loved loved loved it, wanted to hate it so bad but I can’t. My only gripe was that I didn’t love their version of Defying Gravity, but the set design and the costumes were amazing, and they are two talented ladies.

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  *deep sigh* ok let’s do this- I didn’t hate it. 

  Cinematography was elite, soundtrack was crazy, hate that it was directed by a pedophile and that Jaime Dornan forever ruined my fantasies of Christian Grey, but Dakota Johnson turned it OUT. Dont go into it expecting the books or hot sex scene and you’ll be pleasantly surprised

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  This one pains me to write, the beginning was so so strong and the first hour made me feel a terror that I haven’t felt from a movie since Midsommar. But then the second the doll got introduced, it lost me. Nic Cage should've been used much more strategically and if it had been an FBI and serial killer chase it would have been spooky and successful.

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