Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i don’t think benji was ready to go on this tour

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  Tangerine 2015

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  what the fuck is that, literally a pussy bro

Popular reviews

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  The Only Living Boy in New York 2017

  ★ Watched 12 Oct 2023

  the callum turner edits on tiktok really made up for how bad this movie was

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  nothing will top sigourney weaver being a butch mama alien killer but this was lowkey so good. god the facehuggers AWESOME. XENO so awesome and that HALF HUMAN HALF ALIEN awesomeeeeee. also ash’s reappearance with cgi was the scariest part tbh. god i wanna go in a spaceship and hold a space weapon and shoot aliens and then get acid blood on skin. ALSO it’s not an alien movie without a woman giving birth to an alien or doing a self inflicted abortion. so that ate thank you v much!