Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  i wanted to leave as soon as i learned there was cockroaches everywhere and fuck the stupid ass baby i hate it

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  Wonka 2023

  Watched 26 Dec 2023

  only watched this fuck ass movie cause of marian happy birthday queen

Popular reviews

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  Old 2021

  ★★ Watched 29 Jul 2021

  i could give less of a shit abt the movie but the icee and fruit gummies are good ash but so fucking expensive for what??? also grey anatomy jokes with nata 100/10 lori and alexia wouldn’t understand. this is the type of movie my parents would watch  and i go to my room cause it’s boring ash. also don’t recommend watching a movie with alex wolff in it if you’re watching it with lori she won’t stfu. angry italian man smh.is the point of the movie to cure diabetes or wtf anyways sign me up.

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  All Too Well: The Short Film 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2021

  jake gymnastics better be counting his days but omfg sadie sink and dylan o’brien did such an amazing job with this and taylor’s all too well 10 minute version has been on repeat like the last 48 hours but nah like that make out scene was just uncomfortable as hell i fucking hated that which i guess is the point pero ew but like omg gaslighting to the max i even fell for that shot for a minute ngl