John

John

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Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Jaws

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  • The Witch Who Came from the Sea

    ★★★★

  • Ju-on: The Grudge

    ★★★★

  • The House That Dripped Blood

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★½

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  • The Witch Who Came from the Sea

    The Witch Who Came from the Sea

    ★★★★

    Shit made me sad, man

  • The House That Dripped Blood

    The House That Dripped Blood

    ★★★½

    The first segment is a rejected Columbo episode, and the second one isn’t worth much aside from Peter Cushing’s cunty fits and bitchy attitude. But in the second half, the house drips pure gold.

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  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★

    The dickhead footballers were the only ones who actually said “Bring it on”.

  • Brigsby Bear

    Brigsby Bear

    ★★★★½

    Sometimes things are too sweet to be discussed without turning bitter, but Ted gave James a gift.

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