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  • The Coffee Table

    ★★★½

  • A Woman Is a Woman

    ★★★

  • The Terminator

    ★★

  • Humane

    ★★★

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  • The Coffee Table

    The Coffee Table

    ★★★½

    Deranged ocd intrusive thought nightmare. Yet another film that illustrates why having a child won’t fix an already-crumbling relationship. And why straight men should never be allowed to decorate.

  • A Woman Is a Woman

    A Woman Is a Woman

    ★★★

    The two WORST people you know are in the most annoying relationship and decide to save it by…. guess fucking what…. 

    But I’m certainly not complaining because those two crazy kids deserve each other. This is the french equivalent of cookie monster pajamas girl and her boyfriend making kissy faces in front of the lockers at 7am. Extremely fun to watch though. My favorite little detail has to be that man dusting off his dirty ass feet before getting into…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    Those were easily the most bottom-coded tennis noises I’ve ever heard

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    Once again a phenomenal film but unfortunately we sat in front of the most annoying pick me bisexual film bros i have ever had the displeasure of being around. Their shitty commentary added absolutely nothing to my viewing experience. If you guys find this kindly eat shit.

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