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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • The Graduate

    ★★★★★

  • An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    There’s so much subtle eroticism in the final knife fight… Jessica’s defiance in bearing an Atreides daughter that would marry Feyd Rautha and have a son with him in order to bring forth the Kwisatz Haderach culminates in what might be one of the horniest fight scenes ever. As hinted at by Lady Fenring’s assessment of Feyd, his sexual vulnerability plays heavily in how his character approaches each interaction. From the beginning he enters the arena through a very vaginal…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    “May the Blessed Virgin keep your five fingers strong, your five senses sharp.
    May her five joys inspire you.
    The five wounds of her son give you fervor.
    And the five virtues of a knight light your way.”

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    From the very beginning of the film we see that Gawain carries himself with a lack of humility, which is first shown when he enters his mother’s home drunken and disheveled. The most prevalent example of this lesson is during Gawain’s…

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    This is how Soderbergh is currently moving and WB wants DAVID LEITCH for Ocean’s Fourteen 😭💀🤦‍♂️

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    Endlessly hypnotic… such a grimy portrait of a decaying society from the point of view of a volatile, racist, perverted, mentally unwell man with delusions of propheticism. It’s a genuine shame how the movie has been co-opted by a breed of person so similar to what this movie warns against, but at the same time an impressive (or concerning?) testament to how well the subject matter reflects the human condition…

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  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    If I were a white republican I would’ve been jerking my shit in the theater

  • Superman II

    Superman II

    ★½

    You have to be a special kind of horny to sacrifice world peace just for a slice of some pussy idc who you are. Also why do the writers keep making up new powers 😭😭😭😭