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Recent reviews

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  Freaked 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  From the minds that inspired air guitar and Dude where’s my car comes a movie that feels like the crack baby fusion of David Cronenberg and Mel Brooks. You’d swear the budget of this movie exceeds Alex Winters entire bloodlines networth but it manages to exceed expectations. With peak 80s practical effects and small gags that bared a chuckle out of ya boy, Winters and Co made a great cult pick here.

  Big ups to Keanu for putting fur all over his face then screwing off for the rest of the movie

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  New Year? How we preparing? MFIN DIE HARD. Might be my second time ever seeing the purist holiday kino with the GOAT McClaine. WELCOME TO THE PARTY PALS

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  Yeah this actually pissed me off for a while lol was legit so pissed I hated everyone on social for a abit just cause of this movie bruv. If you thought No way home aged poorly, WOOOAH BOY. This is a one and done. Jingly keys galore. I expected a movie about Deadpool and Wolverine doing sht together and I got endgame from allieexpress. Wolverines whole role is to say fuck and attack sht like a moron. The Icing was…

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  Yep. It’s minus one but in b/w. Feels like a dead dove moment but I guess I raised expectations too high. Maybe some film grain would’ve given it the ultimate throwback. It’s a fun little option but I think the atmosphere of this flick pops more in color ironically. For the movie itself, opinion hasn’t changed. Tho it’s not in my top 5 goji movies, it’s a big boss that separates itself from the rest. 

  “Live.”