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  Stand by Me 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Nice and cute but river phoenix’s character was acting way too grown for a 12 y/o

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2024 1

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  The Holy Mountain 1973

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2020

  Its the 70’s and you realize you’re too whack to get the rights to make the Dune movie (though it would’ve been amazing and Hollywood wouldn’t need to desperately attempt a revival with the hopes that having Timothée Chalamet in the middle of the action was the X-factor the Dune that was made so desperately needed). 

  
  You wake up groggy

  You look in the mirror and notice the shell that surrounds your being; your leathery skin with that middle-age-man sebum sheen , your…

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 06 May 2020

  I love myself some sun-soaked shots of the Italian Mediterranean.
  Sexy location? ☑️
  Sexy main character ☑️
  Sexy antagonist ☑️
  Sexy love interest ☑️ (Yes idc what you say about Gwyneth)
  (Pseudo?) intellectual script ☑️
  Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) ☑️

  What could go wrong? Well not much. A somewhat unrealistically savant of main character is a possible complaint but we aren’t going into this movie to find something relatable we come into it to point at the weirdo and live in…

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