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Recent reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Bonus points for the neat F.E.A.R. reference that eluded me until the final ten minutes.

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  Uglies 2024

  ½ Watched 17 Sep 2024

  If I could de-age myself, go back to being ten years old, and erase virtually every piece of media I’ve ever consumed from memory, maybe then I would find Uglies somewhat of a compelling watch. Maybe. Seeing as how none of that is possible, I will forever remember Uglies as one of the worst films I’ve had the displeasure of seeing. There is absolutely no chance that anyone involved with its production ever thought that they were making something good.

Popular reviews

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  Outsiders 2022

  ½ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  Movies like Marginals are precisely what makes the Croatian scene feel like a dark underbelly of the European cinema. A film so raunchy, so unapologetic about its unflattering portrayal of ethnic minorities and rife with subtle but obvious homophobia couldn’t be made anywhere else. Unsurprisingly, the movie is breaking domestic box office records and has been filling up theatres across the country for the past month or so. Any obscene piece of garbage is guaranteed an audience so long as it’s…

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  Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre 2023

  ★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2023

  Guy Ritchie is a one-trick pony. Unfortunately for him, his single trick got old pretty quickly. Although, it was bold of him to experiment with unorthodox concepts such as making an action-packed film where the fate of the entire world is at stake without having a climactic battle between the protagonist and the main villain. Seriously, the credits appeared right when I was expecting for something big to happen. Aubrey was cool though, I liked her character.

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