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  Secretary 2002

  ★★½ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  Something about the whole family and close friends eating dinner outside the room where Lee was just pissing herself seated at the desk with her palms down unleashed the movie critic sleeper cell agent inside me. 

  They didn’t have to do allat…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Maybe things would’ve been different if ellen, orlok and Thomas were in a polycule together.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I love how effortlessly this film captured the feeling of reading a Stephen king novel, charmingly disturbing. Theo James’ godlike whiskey voice and acting deserves 5 big bananas.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I wanted to like this so much more than I did, the juxtaposition of the tone of the movie and evil, freaky air fryerless Tiny Tim created a war inside my mind.

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