Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  remy would never allow the mcdonald’s soda machine to be broken.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  robert pattinson cunnilingus

Popular reviews

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  Cutie Honey 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025 2

  no one wants to do lovely cutesy magical girl transformation sequences anymore, and i think that’s what’s wrong with our society today.

  honey and natsuko are girlfriends

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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025 2

  average male listener of the smiths

  i thought this was pretty cool! i liked the overall aesthetic, and some of the camera work was pretty neat! the fight scene in the house was sooo cool.

  it was kind of hard for me to get into, but it was still pretty good! i had a fun time :P

  tilda swinton was a surprise! she’s always so great; i love her.

  i’m between a 3.5 and a 4, so let’s say it’s 3.75/5!