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Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • War for the Planet of the Apes
  • Zodiac
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Dog Man

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    Part man, part dog: Dog Man sees our titular hero spend less than an hour and a half repeatedly put our villain, Petey the cat behind bars only for the cat to constantly escape.

    I would never have willingly watched this film. An animated film where we don't get a first trailer until a month in advance? Even then, they actively hid the project. Nothing spells doom worse than an animated film that a studio is trying to hide.

    I…

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★

    Every year, a figure known as Heart Eyes stalks and kills couples on Valentine's Day. When a cynical woman, played by Olivia Holt, is grieving her previous relationship and struggling with her job finds herself in the killers crosshairs with a new employee at the company despite not being a couple, they must survive the night.

    Heart Eyes was filled with potential as a rom com/slasher hybrid. It leans more heavily into the romantic comedy than I was expecting but…

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  • 65

    65

    ★★½

    It has all the time in the world to stop and give the characters depth and true development but, it never does. The characters are half baked and while the dinosaur action is cool when there, it's never as thrilling as it should be and as I wanted it to be.

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    Magic Mike's Last Dance

    ★★★

    Even if as a trilogy closer it's slightly underwhelming by the end, Magic Mike's Last Dance is a fun time with plenty of heart and humor. Narration is unnecessary though.