Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  I’ve never seen this movie and for my entire life I thought that Jack, Will, and Elizabeth had a love triangle???? Imagine my disappointment

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  hell yeah

Popular reviews

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2020 46

  this movie is kinda like when you have sex with a film bro and he thinks it’s great and you don’t know what happened and he gaslights you into thinking it was incredible

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2022 19

  but why was the shoe like that