watched this after a thanksgiving feast where we all almost fell asleep as one should 😌 so nostalgic
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Madame Web 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
the star was only earned from that one scene where dakota johnson turns around in her goofy glasses and wheelchair bc that shit was so funny but it did not warrant watching this film ever again. and let’s not forget she is a criminal, a kidnapper, and literally a madame taking advantage of unreasonably vulnerable teenage girls. they skipped over their insane backstories way too fast like what do you mean you’re all no money no family 16 in the middle of new york city? i think i went insane watching this. a worse pepsi commercial than kendall jenner’s.
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