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Recent reviews

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  The Mummy Returns 2001

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Hurry get CPS on the phone Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are too horny to remember they have a kid and he’s about to awaken the monstrosity that is Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s CGI face!!

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Brendan Fraser surprise kissed Rachel Weisz and then Rachel Weisz surprise kissed The Mummy but The Mummy did not surprise kiss Brendan Fraser :’( :’( :’(

Popular reviews

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  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I’ve always said Beethoven would love Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet, I’ve always said that.

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  Ghost Rider 2007

  ★½ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  Sam Elliott: hot. Eva Mendes: hot. Nic Cage: LITERALLY hot.

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