Alex Rudolph

Alex Rudolph Pro

Heard about “cinema” in 2023 and am trying to watch at least five movies a year until I’m caught up.

Favorite films

  • Miller's Crossing
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Final Flesh
  • Heat

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  • Conclave

  • Fantasia 2000

  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • Melody Time

    ★★★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    Just some good ass tension with plenty of twists through a process I know nothing about but which I’m happy to have somebody take me on a fast-paced journey through. It’s undoubtedly silly to me that a bunch of men in color-coordinated robes and hats have a deadly serious dream to one day become change their names to John or Pius once they’ve gained ultimate religious power, but the movie does a good enough job locking you into the sequester…

  • Fantasia 2000

    Fantasia 2000

    The Rhapsody in Blue/Al Hirschfeld sequence is one of the best pieces of animation. It always makes me happy and is the rare thing that makes New York look interesting.

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  • The Insurrectionist Next Door

    The Insurrectionist Next Door

    Truly bizarre to see Alexandra Pelosi make a documentary so bad that most of its footage could have come from one of conservative dumbass Alex Lee Moyer’s films. There are two big problems here and they’re tightly intertwined. 1) I don’t need you to help me understand insurrectionists because they’re pretty easy to get. Their whole thing isn’t that deep or complicated. 2) This movie does a bad job explaining their whole thing.

    There’s one relatable and complex person here…

  • Promises Written in Water

    Promises Written in Water

    ★★★★

    "Under Da Sea" is still a freakin' bop, y'all!

    Edit: Thought this was for The Little Mermaid. Sorry, Vincent, trying to delete this