savyla

savyla

yapping about movies like i'm getting paid for it (i'm not)

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • It Could Happen to You
  • Fast Five
  • The Notebook

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  • Furious 7

    ★★★★★

  • Fast & Furious 6

    ★★★★

  • Fast Five

    ★★★★★

  • Fast & Furious

    ★★★½

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  • Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★★★★

    LETTY & DOM ARE MR. AND MRS. ALPHA??? OHHHMYYYYFUCKINGGODDD?! I have sooo much thoughts about this movie!😩

    Fast Five and Fast 7 are my absolute favorites, but for completely different reasons. Fast Five is all cool, slick heist energy—teamwork, adventure, insane car stunts, and just peak action movie perfection. But Fast 7? That one sneaks up on you. At first, it’s all “haha, family and fast cars,” but by the time we hit the last act, it’s like getting repeatedly punched…

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★★★

    Bro really said “law? never heard of her” and proceeded to commit felonies with a smile.

    I can’t get over how he just casually LAUNCHED A CAR onto a YACHT. Like, bro, this is not Fast & Furious yet, you do NOT have plot armor. But nah, physics don’t apply when you got charisma, and Brian O’Conner had too much of it🫠

    And Roman??? My guy was here for a free vacation and snacks🤣 The way he spent half the movie eating and the other half talking sh*t? Icon behavior 😔🖐🏻

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  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6

    ★★★★

    I swear Dom and Letty’s conversations hit different. The way he looks at her? The soft-yet-intense eye contact, the gravelly voice full of emotions, the “It’s ride or die, Letty” energy??? I was out here watching a full-on street racing telenovela, and I was EATING IT UP. Like, sir, go ahead and whisper sweet nothings about family one more time, I dare you.

    But let’s talk about THE scene. You know the one. Plane exploding, chaos everywhere, everyone thinking Dom…

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

    ★★★★★

    Bro. BRO. This movie is PEAK Fast & Furious cinema. Like, they really said, “What if we stop pretending this is about street racing and just go full heist-action insanity?” And honestly? Best decision ever.

    The plot? Who cares. Something about Dom and Brian putting together an Avengers-level team to rob a Brazilian drug lord. But the real highlight? THEY STEAL A WHOLE-ASS BANK VAULT. Not just steal it. They drag it through the streets of Rio like it’s a damn…

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