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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  nic cages doesnt have even a gram of the je ne sais quoi ms buffalo bill gave. & i say this as an cagevangelist

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  Fresh 2022

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  this is the bad timeline al la ‘anyone can
  make movies’ / tangerine walked; so this could stundly fall off a cliff in shein amazon ringdoorbell balenciaga bullshit. stop making #genz movies. plz. i beg you.

Popular reviews

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  Black Christmas 2019

  ★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  ugh just like the candyman "remake" (more of a reflavor) this one is like the feminist reflavor 🙄🙄 also why did they partially just mix in mean girls (2004) scene rip? All & all hits just like candyman (2021) did with its attempt at racial reflavor 🤦🏼‍♀️

  i  hate this trend more than i think any remake trend that hollywood's pumped out in the past couple decades honestly (& ive hated them all ☺️)
  but my god whoever thought there was a need…

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  Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 2013

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2024

  lars really views women in the same way that nature documentary anthropomorphized animals istg

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