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Vice 2018
A well done political satire to cleanse my palate…
Not a single actor looks like themself in this movie and it kept confusing me (in a positive way).
Screw Liz fr. I don’t care if her and Mary made up. Girl that is NOT your sister.
This was very interesting to me since apparently Catholic school education never taught me anything about the United States past Abraham Lincoln’s presidency. I literally had to ask Sam questions every 5 minutes.
I thought 2025 was going to be the year where I don’t randomly get jump scared by Jesse Plemons. Maybe 2026!
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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Oh yay! The Substance but for boys! Except for it’s somehow more spoon-feedingly terrible. A boring satire that has an uneven tone throughout.
Dialogue was GOD AWFUL. If you can close your eyes and still know what’s going on from the dialogue… it’s bad. Hallmark movies work like this.
I giggled in the beginning of the movie with all the culty red hatted people trying to suck Mark Ruffalo’s toes but if I knew this was going to turn into quite…
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The Holdovers 2023
a beautiful tribute to the kind of movies that made me fall in love with movies in the first place.
Cried a few times. Laughed a ton. Would recommend this to anyone.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Austin Butler’s character looks like my grade school bully…
I’m not kidding.
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