Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  What’s scarier, black bag dinner party games or real housewives girls trip games

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Perfectly timing as always, bong joon-ho

Popular reviews

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  Beauty & the Briefcase 2010

  ★½ Watched 08 Jul 2023

  I watched this entire movie via 1 minute tiktok clips

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2022

  Omg. Omg. Ethan Hawke is a dilf. Willem defoe is unhinged. Anya is a DREAM. Alexander is too sexy for his own good. Especially w his long hair idc if he’s a homicidal psycho. Robert Eggers created a masterpiece and I cannot wait to be thinking about this for the next 5 weeks. Wow. NO WORDS except all of those ones

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