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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  Unapologetic 5 from me.

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  Saw 2004

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  James Wan went for the spectacular and for sure missed the mark. Some interesting ideas but ultimately even the twisty ending couldn’t save the whole thing. No point in getting an Australian to do an American accent. It made me laugh but nah.

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  Bonboné 2017

  ★½ Watched 28 Jan 2022 1

  Wtf… Let me sum this 15 minute short up for you. Man jerks off in a prison, slips his semen to woman in a candy wrapper, she only has 6 hours before it expires and gets on a bus to who knows where, she gets stopped by guards or police and is forced to make a detour, she slips cum into herself. That’s it. First of all, 6 hours before cum expires? Never heard of that. Maybe it’s true fine…

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★ Watched 15 Dec 2022

  Worst movie of the year. 1 star earned from decent visuals, but the rest of the movie was more horrific than 9/11. God awful acting and that little half human boy had to have been a child actor plucked from a middle school intro to improv class because he made me cringe so tensely I nearly pissed myself. Just awful and uninteresting storyline, and mind you this was 3.5 hours of purely brutal eyes-bleeding level cinema. It was at Alamo…

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