Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  we are NOT on speaking terms if you don’t watch the extended editions

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  “But the shark doesn’t even look real-”
  It was released in 1975 you donkey

Popular reviews

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★★½ Watched 10 Sep 2023

  it was fine, not particularly scary or nuanced in any way. Just a bit generic. The boogeyman should have looked creepier in my opinion.

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 May 2024

  greed begets all men, capitalism has replaced god in the hearts of man woman and child in the western world. i will get down on my knees and pray to steve jobs in the church of a chinese iphone sweatshop